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So I woke up in my bed just now thinking to myself, man that was a nice long nap...wait a minute, why is it still light out, I figured it would be dark by now, hmm let me just look at my phone to see what time it is HOLY CRAP I JUST SLEPT FOR 13 HOURS STRAIGHT AND IT IS NOW THE MORNING. No joke, guys. I slept from 6 PM until 7 AM without waking up once.

What I'm trying to say is, I turned in my two essays yesterday. I managed, as usual, to be working on them at the last minute, and therefore made a bit of a mess of things, but they are gone, turned in, both literally and figuratively out of my hands. Which also means I am completely done with those two classes. relief!!!!!!!

Now I have to start studying for my exams, but I think I will probably take the day off. One can only spend so much of one's life in a library, before it starts to seem normal.

In fact, I think I might just go back to bed.

For some sick reason I just agreed to go to the British Library tomorrow at 9 AM. what have I done?!?!

I'm losing my mind.

If you are for some reason on a quest to find the worst movie ever made, I highly suggest you watch the 1955 Australian film Jedda. I can't be sure, of course, but it might just be the very worst. And lucky me; I get to write half of my term paper on it! To give you an idea of it's horribleness, I am writing this blog while it plays on the screen next to me... there has been nothing to take notes on or transcribe for the past 15 minutes because NOTHING HAS HAPPENED. Some aboriginal dude is dragging Jedda through the jungle and some other dudes are trying to find them. That's basically it. Oh man, I think someone just died. Hm.

I know racism in general is no laughing matter, but in this movie it so is. Let me just say that one of the main characters is in blackface, and every once in a while when he sweats it starts to come off. Also, there is this part where a white dude shows up at the ranch, and sees that everyone is crying. He asks one of the aboriginal field hands what's going on. The aboriginal guy says, "Missus lost the baby."

The white guy goes, "You mean the white baby?"

"Yes."

"Oh. That's bad!"

Like, seriously?!


Also, I learned form one of the several scholarly articles I had to read about this mess that they actually spray painted the dirt red in one of the scenes, so it would look like they were in the Northern Territory when really they were like in somebody's backyard in Sydney. Spray paint.

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we are now in florence. it's gorgeous here, or at least it was for about an hour before it started pouring. since it seems like a city that is better enjoyed outdoors, this is quite a shame. hopefully tomorrow will be better. we did go see michaelangelo's david, the big huge church (duomo or whatever) and some other stuff, and have eaten some good food. tomorrow we plan to go to some gardens and a piazza with a good view of the city. I am being vague because I don't actually know... I am letting matt do most of the planning in this city because I am happy enough just eating gelato and wandering around.

salzburg was very nice but a little on the boring side. we didn't have anything to do at night so we just went to the irish pub both nights and ended up meeting a lot of nice people there. we dropped thirty euros on the sound of music tour which was a little bit disappointing as far as kitsch value is concerned but we got to see a lot of cool places and go out into the countryside. And salzburg is absolutely gorgeous, but that goes without saying.